Morning Headlines March 14, 2012

Release Dates: ‘Piranha 3DD’, ‘Anna Karenina’, ‘Bel Ami’, ‘Lola Versus’, ‘The Cold Light of Day’

-slashfilm

New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Gets A Release Date, World War Z Moved To 2013

-cinemablend

Paramount Reschedules ‘World War Z’ from December to June 2013

-firstshowing

FLASH REVIEW: CASA DE MI PADRE (SXSW ’12)

-chud

SXSW 2012: CASA DE MI PADRE Review

-cinemablend

Bill Paxton Discusses His ‘Kung Fu’ TV Show Adaptation

-screenrant

Psyclops unveils DARK SHADOWS from an early test screening… Sounds Like Fun!!!

-aintitcool

SXSW 2012: “Super Troopers 2″ script “ready to go,” say Broken Lizard stars

-ifc

World War Z to Transpire in 2013

-dreadcentral

What you see before you are a sampling of what the film blog-o-sphere believes you need to know before heading out the door this morning. The headlines have been culled from a variety of sources, focusing on the most popular well know film blogs in existence. What an existence it is.  First off, aintitcool. Psyclops? Really? Enough with the pet names okay. We get that you guys are cool and on the edge, but after seeing names like Headgeek, Fathergeek, Hercules the Strong, Quint, Merrick, Capone, Amish Bug and Billy the Kid; Psyclops is just a little bit lazy. Would it be so bad to just use your real names. It works for Roger Ebert and Mark Kermode and Andrew Sarris. Would a little bit of professionalism be too much to ask? Also about all this “World War Z” nonsense. I understand that if you mention the word zombie most internet film nerds pee their pants in excitement, but could we please consider easing up a little bit on the coverage. How is it that World War Z can get over 100 news stories about it, just because its changing its release date, but “Casablanca”, which is being re-released to theaters for its 70th anniversary can only get about 5 news hits online? What a world. Lastly I just want to thank screenrant for letting me know that the guy who peed his pants in True Lies will be rebooting Kung Fu. Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy.

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